Saturday 30 January 2010

Saturday 30th January 2010

I returned from the Grey Horse last night at about 23:45, it was cold, but there was no snow. Woke up this morning and looked out of the window to see this in our back garden, about four inches of snow has fallen at some point during the night.

The weather forecast said to expect a crisp day, with blue skies, no mention of snow. Wrong again! Given that they cannot forecast the weather one day in advance and they expect us to believe they can forecast the climate 25 or even 50 years in advance, forgive me if I am a little skeptical.

This somewhat puts paid to my plans of a cycle ride and/or digging in Martin's allotment.

After clearing the snow from the drive, and the car, I decide to go to the allotment anyway, if you just ignore the fact that the ground is covered in snow, it is a beautiful winters day. Clear blue sky and bright sunshine, with even a hint of warmth in the sun.

Martin is there digging away when I arrive, and I join him for perhaps a couple of hours, by which time my feet are going numb. How on earth do people survive in Siberia I wonder?

I took a couple of shots, to just set the scene, above you can see someone actually has a palm tree of some kind growing this far north, while on the right, you can see out over the north sea.

We are not alone here, there are a few other people who have turned up, to attend to their greenhouse heaters etc, but no one else is digging.

We manage a few extra metres of turned over earth before admitting defeat. I took a "progess shot" to prove it, but it seems to have disappeared. Clearly I have not yet mastered this digital camera.

In the afternoon a visit to the Stags Head, to see son Anthony. The pub has a new manager, and seems to be very busy despite the weather. I cannot really see why a new manager should have made a difference, it is the same beer, same prices, same barmaid and same decor, just more customers.


Friday 29 January 2010

Friday 29th January 2010

A bright and sunny day, but windy and absolutely freezing cold, even a few flakes of snow blowing about on the wind.

Undeterred, I still join the cycling group, setting off from Monkton Stadium, at 13:00.

I say "Group", but that is putting it a bit strong. There is only one person turns up (in addition to me), so including Mark, that makes a group of three. Talk about fairweather cyclists!

We go through the Pedestrian / Cycle tunnel at Jarrow, then past Wallsend and into the Rising Sun Country Park, back along the waggonways (now converted to cycle tracks), through Silverlink and Percy Main, to Royal Quays, then back through the Tunnel and return to Monkton Stadium.

I forgot to ask Mark how far we had gone, but my guess is about 12 miles.

This is the first time for about six weeks I have got my two cycling sessions in, a combination of Christmas Holidays, weather and having a cold, prevented me from attending, so having done two fairly brisk sessions this week, I am a little tired. Still think I shall make it to the Grey Horse tonight.

Stoat or Weasel

During our walk near Brancepeth, just over a week ago (20/01/2010), we spotted what we thought was a Stoat or Weasel running across the path in front of us. I expressed the opinion that Stoat and Weasel are two words for the same animal. But Phil thought they were two different animals. I was tasked with finding out, from the all knowing Internet. I forgot all about it until Phil reminded me on Wednesdsay last.

Well, Phil was right, and I was wrong. After reading the information in the link above, I still don't know which one we saw, but since the weasel is the slightly smaller of the two, I err towards thinking we saw a weasel!

Thursday 28 January 2010

Thursday 28th January 2010

The weather is reasonable (ie not snowing), my cold has more or less cleared up, and it is Thursday, all this can only mean a cycling outing with the cycling group.

On Thusdays we start from Temple Park Liesure Centre at 10:00. Mark (the leader) as always is cheerful and raring to go, there are a couple of new faces, which is always promising.

Our little group of five make our way across Temple Park and on the track behind Holderhouse Estate and Whiteleas (just wet enough here to get a small smattering of mud) until we come to the cycle track /footpath which was once the Sunderland / South Shields Railway line.

Turning left we head for Tile Sheds, then straight ahead on a track running alongside the Sunderland / Newcastle railway line to emerge at Sleepers Pub. Along Moor Lane, past Boldon Flats Nature Reserve, and turn right into Blue House Lane. Carefully across the railway line at the unmanned crossing, we emerge at the A184, alongside Sunderland Dog Racing Stadium.

Straight on here, experiencing one of Mark's little jokes, it is slightly up hill, and, given the run off from the recently melted snow, the track has a small stream running down it. We slither up the hill, wheels spinning in the mud as we peddle. Fortunately no-one falls off into the mire. At the top we emerge onto a good gravel track and turn left, to emerge back onto the A184 on the edge of Sunderland. Down the hill towards Cleadon Village and then onto a gravel track which skirts Sunderland AFC Training Academy Grounds, rejoining the road on the edge of Whitburn.

We turn right now, into Whitburn, then through Cornthwaite Park, to The Bents, next along the cliff top track towards Souter lighthouse, with an impressive swell rolling in whipped up by the brisk northerly breeze. Then on to Marsden Grotto.

Across the Coast Road now and through the houses, to join another (very muddy) track to arrive at the White House Pub. Straight on, then turn left into "The Lonnen", up a track which takes us in front of the Cleadon Hills Water Tower (openned in 1863, but not now in use), and, turning right to take a track which crosses Sunderland Road and then King George Road, to return to our starting point at Temple Park Liesure Centre.

Mark tells us we have done 14 miles (in 2 hours).

Sorry no photographs today, we are all shy in our Lycra gear!

Wednesday 27 January 2010

Wednesday 27th January 2010

Walk From Broompark

It is wednesday, which has become our regular day for "doing" a walk.

Once again we select a walk from Phil's book of walks in County Durham. A healthy 11 miles according to the book. We delay our departure until 10:00, so that Peter is able to join us after his hospital appointment at 08:30. He has been given a clean bill of health, and pronounced fit enough to have his operation next week, which presumably means they have his records mixed up with someone else.

Phil has chosen a walk starting at Broompark. It is my turn to take the car and we set off both firmly convinced we are starting at Bearpark. We did discuss this last week, and I even spotted and noted a parking spot on our way back from Sunderland Bridge.

We arrive at exactly the wrong place with unerring accuracy. We never had any difficulty like this last week, finding our way to Sunderland Bridge, and consider blaming Peter for this fiasco, but eventually agree it must be our age.

Fortunately we notice our mistake before we actually start walking, and quickly get back in the car to make our way to Broompark, which we do without too much difficulty.

So here we are at the correct starting point Broompark, with Peter and Phil double checking the map before we set off.
Things have not started well, and within another few hundred yards, we are not convinced we are following the correct route. The walk is supposed to take us along the Deerness Valley Walk (an old railway line), towards Ushaw Moor. The diagram in the book clearly shows that the river (Deerness) should be on our right, whilst the descriptive text in the book describes it as being on our left. It is actually on our left. A kind lady dog walker offers her advice, not that we need it you understand since we are three expert walkers. We set off along the track with the river on our left. Fortunately we are correct, well I never doubted it actually.

Once again it is a very pleasant route, and the weather forecast proves to be wrong, we even have a little bit of blue sky and sunshine as we make our way along the Deerness Valley, following the path of the old railway line past Ushaw Moor, and on to Esh Winning.

We find a convenient park bench and stop here for lunch. Peter brings a very large bar of Cadbury's Milk Chocolate from his bag. He explains that he has this problem with chocolate, namely that Val eats it all. Phil and I help solve his problem by eating a third each, thus leaving a third for Peter. Not a bad deal for him, I think, compared to Val eating it all.

Next the route follows a minor road (B6302) for a short distance, until we come to a Catholic Church, just after the church, we turn right and begin a long climb up hill. It is a well defined track.The instructions are not clear (after the third stile, the track bifurcates, being an example, who was counting stiles? and there is some doubt as to the meaning of bifurcate). We have a few tense moments. But Phil deciphers the instructions with characteristic patience and good humour, and the uncanny accuracy of Peter's watch, in telling us how far we have walked, more or less see us through.

To be honest, we do not get it totally right, we overshoot one of the "bifurcations" in the track and emerge onto a road. We rely on instinct and bushcraft to make the decision to turn right.

We soon pass what we took to be a church, but, it is in fact  St Michaels RC Primary School. This rather impressive school was built in 1795 and presently has 153 pupils from surrounding villages and towns.

We are now off the "official" route, but, shortly after passing the school, we see a public footpath signposted, which we believe will put us back on track.

I hardly need say, we were right and soon we emerge onto another minor road near to Ushaw College.

Another small confusion here, the distances and signposting are not as described, but we soon overcome that and enter the grounds of Ushaw College. This is a Roman Catholic Seminary.

It was orginally founded in 1568 in Douai (now in North Eastern France), by English Roman Catholics escaping the consequences of The Act of Settlement in the time of Queen Elizabeth I. The seminary has occupied the present site at Ushaw since 1808.

As you can see, it is an impressive set of buildings, and I assumed it was probably the training centre for Roman Catholic Priests for the whole of England, but according to the web site it serves only the North Of England.

The walk takes us through the grounds of Ushaw College. The grounds and buildings are certainly extensive, and must require a great deal of care and maintenance.  The  route skirts a wood on our left and the rear of the college on our right, until we emerge at a farm and along the edge of several fields. One of these fields appears to be planted with many hundreds or even thousands of small willow trees. Another couple of fields have clearly had a planting of willow trees harvested. They have simply been cut down at a stage when they are still quite small (perhaps 6 feet high, still quite spindly). We ponder what they may be used for but do not arrive at any conclusion which we consider plausible.

After the mystery fields of willows, the path takes us down hill, and eventually joins the Lanchester Valley Walk . We turn right and head along this old railway line, now converted into a walk and cycle track, until eventually it brings us back to our starting point at Broompark Picnic Area, according to Peter's distance calculating watch we are dead on time at 11 miles.


For our regular followers, there will be no walk report next week.

Both Peter and Phil are required to attend hospital for operations. They are expected to be in and out in one day. The nurse explained to Peter that given the shortage of beds in the NHS and since they shared a bed with the other four McCaffery brothers as children, they would save scarce resources by giving them only one bed on Tuesday next. 

Consider the situation:

  • they share the same surname and initials (P McCaffery).


  • they are both being admitted to the same ward of the same hospital on the same day.


  • Phil is to have an operation on his hand, while Peter is to have a Hernia operation.

 You just know what is going to happen, Peter will emerge with his hand bandaged, while Phil emerges with his hernia (he did not know he had) repaired.




Tuesday 26 January 2010

Tuesday 26th January 2010


Progress Report

As the picture shows, progress continues. Neighbours Tony and Peter have been making approving comments about how well we are getting on.

We are now at the stage all little boys (ie grown men) like. We will have to have a bonfire to begin burning some of the rubbish which is building up. This will also help in clearing some of the overgrown parts of the plot, (so I am advised by Tony) from the next plot.

I spend the afternoon charging the battery on the Campervan, and looking at the map to decide where I might like to go, before Kathleen tells me where we are going. Yes it is moving on to that time of year, to escape the Uk for a while.

Monday 25 January 2010

Monday 25th January 2010

Fortunately my efforts on Saturday, digging Martin's allotment, did not leave me full of aches and pains on Sunday, so I must be more fit than I thought.

The weather forecast for Sunday was a day of rain, but in the even it was a reasonable day for January in England, with not a drop of rain. Good job the Met Office are not on payment by results. On the basis of the weather forecast I did not attend on Sunday, but I know that Martin was there, although I understand that Dana let the side down, after her promising start on Saturday.

Today is grey but dry, so I decide to spend a couple of hours digging and tidying.

I "catch up" with Martin on the right hand side, and extend the area on the left hand side (which Dana had started), by about a metre. That plus a bit of tidying up and I think it is begining to look like a garden, rather than Steptoe's Yard.

Martin, I understand has been buying the seed potatoes ready to plant when the weather warms up a bit.


Saturday 23 January 2010

Saturday 23rd January 2010

I have had a cold for the past three or four days. Colds are so annoying, you are not really ill, but the symptoms are enough to make you feel sorry for yourself, and (particularly if you are a man), to want to just sit in your favourite chair and feel sorry for yourself, while reading the paper.

Today I awoke feeling a lot better, not 100%, but better. Plus the rain has stopped and it is almost bright outside.

Son-in-law Martin, has been getting himself an allotment. It is in Sunderland, just at the bottom of Tunstall Hill, about thirty minutes walk from where he lives. It looks as if it has been somewhat neglected, with at least two thirds of it covered in grass and weeds, not to mention an amazing collection of pieces of wood, old doors and sheets of plastic.

He took possession of his domain about two weeks before Christmas 2009, but ever since then it has been either snowing or raining, so it has not been possible to begin the task of removing the weeds, tiding it up and getting it ready for cultivation.

I had said to him that I would give a hand with the initial digging, not that I am an experienced, or even enthusiastic gardener, but it is good exercise, and I certainly need that to work off the Christmas excesses before my annual medication review, which is now due.

This morning he rang me to say that he, and to my surprise, Dana, were going to the allotment to begin the big dig, so I agreed to join them.

In the first picture, above, you can see a rare sight, Dana and Martin working in harmony to achieve the same task.  

When I spoke to Martin on the telephone to arrange to meet him and Dana at the allotment, I must admit I did expect Dana's presence to be in a "supervisory capacity".

But despite our teasing about her blocking out the signal to the radio when she bent down, she did work like a trojan.

Indeed here on the right, you can see a sight which I am sure most of you thought you would never see:-

A complete reversal of the roles, normally found in Ashwood Terrace. We have Martin skiving by talking to a fellow allotment holder, meanwhile......


Dana is not deflected from her task and labours on with her spade.

Martin of course has made a new friend, (Tony), who is kind enough to offer his advice on various things and it is not long before we are all talking like gardeners and discussing the merits of "potash" etc etc

For the doubters among you, who think Martin has only virtual friends, the above picture proves Tony really does exist.

I must admit, when I first saw the size and neglected state of Martin's Allotment, I did not expect crops to be grown in 2010, indeed I did not really expect any crops to be grown ever!

But in just two hours we have managed to clear about a sixth of the total area. The plan is to clear about a third of the total area and plant "things" this year, with the rest being gradually cleared and cultivated as and when time permits. After this mornings performance it does actually look possible.

After two hours of more or less solid digging, I feel fine, it will be interesting to see how I feel tomorrow morning!


I return home to undo my good work by tucking in to bacon and eggs.

Then a quick check on the Internet and I am rewarded with a photograph of our latest grandchild in the making. Susana, our daughter-in-law, at roughly four months pregnant proudly shows off the developing "bump". She should be back in Houston this weekend, so we should be able to speak to her on the telephone.

Friday 22 January 2010

Friday 21st January 2010

Rant starts.

The main news item tonight is about the so called "torture brothers" who subjected two young boys to an appalling ordeal. It is dreadful and, of course, is yet another "Lessons will be learned" fiasco. Interestingly this happened in the area "policed" by South Yorkshire Police Force. You may remember that is the force whose Chief Constable (Meredydd Hughes) gave that pathetic interview about anti-social behaviour on ITV News just a few weeks ago. Resignation is still his only honourable course of action in my view.

Rant over.

Thursday 21 January 2010

Wednesday 20th January 2010

Walking in County Durham (Sunderland Bridge)

The weather forecast is only reasonable today (ie grey and murky, but not too cold, and not actually raining). Never-the-less a walk is planned. Peter, has to do his Florence Nightingale act again, and look after his wife Val, who is recovering from a gall bladder operation. So once again it is down to myself and Phil, to sally forth.

We choose a walk from Phil's book of walks in County Durham.

The walk starts from a place called Sunderland Bridge, this is about 3 miles south of Durham City and only a short drive (south along the A167) from where we live. I was aware of where it was before setting out, but as with so many things or places you drive past or through, I found I did not have the true picture.

 For those of my generation, the A167 is often refered to as "the old A1", since, before the A1(M) motorway was built, the A167 was numbered A1 and was the main road to the south. We found that Sunderland Bridge is a very old bridge crossing the River Wear near Croxdale and was clearly once the road which pre-dated the A167, so I suppose it is the "old old A1". 

As I say the route starts from the north end of the bridge and follows the River Wear, under the Croxdale Viaduct, yet another impressive (Victorian?) brick built viaduct, with I think 13 arches, carrying the east coast main railway line magestically over the River Wear.


The path is actually part of a longer walk called the Weardale Way. It roughly follows the River Wear, not right on the river bank, but for most of the time the river is in sight as we walk along a well defined gravel track, very gradually up hill, through some very pleasant woodland, past a number of isolated houses and farms until we eventually come to the main road from Durham to Crook (A690).


We cross the A690, and walk a short distance through a wooded area until we join the route of an old railway track, which has now been converted to a walkway. I think this is the old Durham to Bishop Auckland line, but I am not sure about that. Now we head toward Brancepeth Station, which is on the edge of Brancepeth Village. The station is no more of course, it's buildings having been converted into rather nice houses.

We pause here, near a small parking area, to take a few photographs. I should point out, that I have acquired a camera so the photographs included here are my efforts. If you think the artistic quality has declined, that is the explanation. I fear that quantity has suffered, as well as quality, since I have not yet got into the habit of snapping as I walk along.

While taking our photographs another chap arrives in his car, presumably with a view to taking a walk himself. He engages us in conversation and tells us that the village of Brancepeth is interesting enough to warrant a small detour. It is only a distance of approximately 500 yards, so we decide it is a worthwhile suggestion.


Brancepeth is  another of those places which I was aware was there, having passed by it many times, but I had never taken the time to stop and explore.

From the road there is a castle just visible through the trees. Although the present building is of more modern construction, it would appear there has been a castle here since before William the Conqueror. This site tells the story it includes a bit of advertising, but is quite informative.

The castle is approached via very impressive wrought iron gates, and just beyond the Castle itself, but within the grounds is St Brandons Church. From the outside, this is visibly a very old church, it apparently dates back to 900AD or thereabouts.

Unusually, in these days of theft and vandalism, the door was open and we were able to explore inside as well as the outside.

The inside was something of a revelation, since I had been expecting something old and rather sombre, given the obvious age of the outside. But the inside is surprisingly bright and modern, without being tasteless.


At this point Phil delved into the deepest recesses of his brain, and recalled a recent news item about a church which had been  almost totally destroyed by a fire in 1998, and had recently been rebuilt and restored to it's former glory.

He recalled another snippit of information about the event, concerning some  medieval tombstones, which for some reason had been hidden in the walls of the church and had been revealed as a result of the fire.

There was, apparently, about 100 tombstones discovered. They are of a type known as cross slabs and are decorated with swords, crosses and emblems, including in one case a pair of shears to signify a housewife.

Some of the tombstones are displayed on the walls of the restored interior of the church.

I have included this dose of culture so that you can understand the real reason why we undertake these walks, it is not only for pleasure, nor is it simply to escape the housework or other chores, but to broaden our minds.

Very often with walks taken from a walk book, there is a problem with the instructions not being very clear. So far, with this walk everything has gone like clockwork. The obvious thing to do now, is to retrace our steps for 500 yards and rejoin the correct route as shown in the book. But we are men of vast walking experience. Armed only with a sketch map about 2 inches square, which contains virtually no information about anything off the actual route. It is overcast with no sun visible, so it is difficult to tell in which direction we are walking. We decide we can "take a short cut" and rejoin the route at a different point. 

We rejoin the A690, from where we can see the line of trees marking the old railway line, and set off walking parallel to the required route, convinced that at some point we will cross our original route and be able to rejoin it, heading toward a place called Page Bank Bridge.

After at least a mile of walking, the line of trees marking the old railway line stubbornly refuses to cross our path, and we both agree that our "short cut" has taken us at least a mile, perhaps two off track. Yes, I know, the sensible thing to do here is to turn around and go back to rejoin the correct route. But, there is a Coffee shop along a public footpath signposted to our left. We call in for a coffee.

Suitably refreshed, we study the lie of the land and decide, the path we are now on must take us toward the river, and that once there we can simply walk down stream to Page Bank Bridge. You have to understand our instincts are finely honed by watching numerous repeats of "Ray Mears" on channel 19.

Amazingly, we turn out to be right, and by simply adding two or three miles to the distance we have to walk, we find our way to Page Bank Bridge, which, a plaque on the bridge tells us was openned by  Tony Blair.

A short stretch alongside a road now, and we come to Whitworth Hall. This rather grand stately home is now a Hotel and "Country Park" with deer wandering in the extensive grounds. An information plaque tells us this was the home of the famous Bobby Shaftoe, about whom the popular northeast song was written. Shaftoe became an MP, it is said he chose to  abandon his first love, Bridget Belasyse, of nearby Brancepeth, to marry (the wealthier) Anne Duncombe, of Duncombe Park, Helmsley, Yorkshire. This I suppose makes him something of a cad, so not much has changed there, given the behaviour of present day MP's.

A well marked path takes us through farmland towards Spennymoor. We skirt the edge of what appears to be  a rather pleasant part of Spennymoor. I found these old photographs of Spennymoor using Google. They may be interesting, but they are hardly likely to encourage anyone to migrate their business from leafy Hampshire or where ever to bring much needed jobs to the area. 

We stop here for our lunch, sitting on an old log to eat our sandwiches and drink our coffee, In the surrounding trees we have a good number of birds to attempt to identify, including a couple of robins, various tits (which we think are blue tits and coal tits) and finches (which we think are green finches and gold finches).


The walk continues alongside open fields with horses grazing, and then back into a wood, following a small stream with an odd name "Knickynack beck" I think it was.

It now becomes extremely muddy, but eventually we cross the stream via a small footbridge and find ourselves back in sight of the Croxdale Viaduct.

The original walk in the book was meant to be 11 miles, but I think, including our "short cut" we must have covered approximately 13 miles.

A short drive and we are home. Here I find that Kathleen has been working her domestic magic (as usual), and a tasty evening meal is already cooking, awaiting my return. I am so lucky!

Sorry, after Kathleen had proof read this, she pointed out to me, she had also, hoovered the whole house, cleaned the bathroom, and done the shopping, in my absence.








Sunday 17 January 2010

Sunday 17th January 2010

Have you noticed that Bird Flu and Swine Flu (as well as several other "epidemics") have died the death (excuse the pun)? It's a good job the Governments Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies is not on a performance budget, but there again perhaps some members are getting paid quite enough. And you thought bankers were the enemy?

The latest health craze is the war on Alcohol, how long before the smoking ban is followed by a drinking ban. Didn't the Americans try something like this in the 1920's?

Anyway, from this Government advertisement (paid for with your tax of course), it is nice to see there is something for children to look forward to as they get older.




And a clip about the beer goggles, which I am sure the guys will identify with:



On a more jolly note, it is Kathleen's birthday today.

We were invited to Sunday Dinner (cooked by Martin, with Dana's invaluable assistance in the gravy department). It was excellent as usual, and Kathleen of course was able to have her whole family around her (Dana, Martin, Claire, Geoff, Phillippa, Dave), and all of the grandchildren (Emily, Lauren, Molly, Charlotte, Daniel). Poor little Daniel is covered in spots (he has Chickenpox).

Friday 15 January 2010

Friday 15th January 2010

The good news is the snow is melting, the bad news is it is dismal, grey, cold and raining heavily, how I hate January.

But realistically it could be much, much worse. In Haiti there was an earthquake a couple of days ago, with many people dead and survivors suffering terribly. Unfortunately I think worse is to come as world leaders pledge to "help" them, we all know what happens to anything Gordon touches.

Had to visit Jarrow town centre today (not something you do from choice). There was an elderly lady standing in the freezing cold collecting on behalf of the Salvation Army. Felt duty bound to contribute, you have to recognise when you are well off, there are so many people in the world worse off than we are here in the UK, so we should not complain (but of course being human we do).

No cycling again today, due to the weather.

Made a significant decision today, and ended my working relationship with Souter Trading after some 17 years. This was a very difficult decision, not only because it means giving up some income, but because I have thoroughly enjoyed working with the people there. There are the stalwarts Christopher, Deryk, Lola and Linda, plus there have been a number of students, temps etc, who have all been good fun. There will be some hand over time of course, but essentially this is it workwise. I hope we can maintain some social contact.

The day was rounded off by another magificent meal (and drinks of course), courtesy of our friends Joan & Bryan. Returned home stuffed to the gills with their home cooking, in particular Joan's desserts. Yes thats right, she usually prepares no less than two, and I (being a pig) have some of each!

Wednesday 13th January 2010

Of late the bad weather has prevented me from spending as much time as usual in cycling and walking activities. Given a choice between helping with the housework, or "playing" on the internet, I have (surprise surprise), opted for playing on the internet. As a result I have become a little interested in the many "Statistics" which are published on an almost daily basis.

In most cases it would appear that guestimates would be a more appropriate word to use.

Crime czar Louise Casey has been giving forth on the cost of dealing with "problem families" and anti-social behaviour (a figure of £330,000 per year per family is quoted) no doubt Gordon will love this since has already blamed him for the growth of yob culture. Interesting to see a return to the use of the phrase "problem families", I thought they were called "socially disadvantged members of society" in this Politically Correct age.

While blundering around Google, looking for figures to support (or otherwise), the above claims (which I did not succeed in doing), I stumbled upon another gem. 

An organisation called UKDPC (UK Drug Policy Commission) claims that an estimated 1.5 million adults are supporting or caring for a problem drug user in the UK, and are shouldering a financial burden of £1.8 billion every year. They go on to say if they (the affected families) did not provide that support, it would cost the state an estimated extra £750 million per year. We are told by Roger Howard, chief executive of the UKDPC, that investment in the affected families, is likely to save the state, money in the long run. This all appears to be based on a report produced I think by the University of York. The words "estimate" and "assumption" occur (very) frequently in the report. Draw your own conclusions.

Tuesday 12 January 2010

Monday 11th January 2010

The Ministry of Scare Stories and Made up Numbers is at it again today we are told that an extra 30,000 people will die in the UK as a result of the cold weather. A quick and admittedly non-scientific search on Google gives some interesting numbers:
  • The Office of National Statistics tells me that total annual deaths in the UK are 600,000.
  •  Recent Government propaganda tells us that 55,000 people die per year from enjoying themselves with alcohol
  • According to ASH 112,000 die from Smoking
  • 30,000 are dying because it is cold
  • Road deaths are approximately 3000 per year
  • The International Centre for Drug Policy puts Drug deaths at 2000 per year approximately
So if our leaders can increase taxes enough to stop us from drinking, smoking and driving, we will all live even longer so that we can pay even more taxes. It would also appear that smoking and drinking are far too dangerous, while, from the figures, drug taking appears to be reasonably safe.

In the General Election stakes, sure enough, Nick Clegg now joins the band wagon of changing his mind and deciding he will have to ditch some of the Lib-Dems promises on Public Spending, so over to Dave and Gordon for promises of further cuts.

I have done my bit to end the recession and done some totally unnecessary shopping today, bought myself a digital camera. Also bought a new steam iron (with ceramic sole plate, only the best) for Kathleen, I just know she cannot wait to try it out.

Sunday 10 January 2010

Sunday 10th January 2010

For the first time in about 3 weeks, it did not snow last night. In fact this morning it even began to melt. So perhaps we can all breathe a big sigh of relief, Super Gordon has taken time off from  saving the world and has saved us from the Salt crisis, and has ensured we are not going to run out of Gas. For those of you who are still worried about the cold and the snow , you might like to see how the BBC tells us we might cope if our winters were like this every year. But silly me, that could never happen, we are in the grip of global warming aren't we, and we must all pay increased taxes to keep the world cool.

Not a very exciting day, I get the vibes that I have not been doing my share (ie any) housework, so I spent most of the morning preparing vegetables for the Sunday dinner, and cleaning the Bathroom, not to the bosses satisfaction no doubt.

Got to speak to No 1 son (Gary) in Houston, Texas. He has been out of contact (aboard ship) for some time, so it was nice to speak, instead of just exchanging EMailed jokes.

Saturday 9 January 2010

January 9th 2010

The snow continues, I carry out my morning ritual of clearing the snow, which fell last night. I am running out of space to stack it now and there is at least 8" (20cm) lying on the ground. Even on the road, where the snow is hard packed, the layer must be at least 2" deep.

Called to visit Martin, since it is his birthday today. Not that you would know it, there he is busily washing pots and pans from breakfast (which no doubt he cooked), whilst the three women in his life busy themselves in deciding which hat and socks to wear when they go out sledging. 

On the News they are saying the country is about to run out of salt to treat the roads, the Government are stepping in to "organise" rationing. Heaven help us, since we know that anything they touch turns to sh*t. Lord Adonis (another of our unelected leaders) has it in hand I am sure. If he is as good at managing Salt distribution as he is at evading election contests we have no need to worry.

Super Gordon has survived the latest attempt to replace him, (no doubt ably assisted by the Prince of Darkness) and now we have Alistair Darling telling us we are in for the biggest public spending cuts in 20 years. Does this herald a new phase in the Election Campaign I wonder?, will each party now be falling over themsleves to tell us how they will cut more and more, untill eventually they are not spending any of OUR money.

Thursday 7 January 2010

January 6th 2010

First for the sake of my blood pressure I must have a rant....

I (unfortunately) watched the ITV News at 10 item on anti social behaviour last night. Including the disgraceful  response of Meredydd Hughes, Chief Constable of South Yorkshire Police force. Today I note from the South Yorkshire Police Website, he has issued a letter which claims to vindicate his response. As far as I can see it is the usual weasel words we have come to expect from these politically correct greasy pole climbers. There is only really one question which needs to be answered, from the CCTV footage it was plain that some if not all of the offending family breached the terms of their ASBO several times. Have they been arrested and charged Yes or No?. If (as I suspect) the answer is No, then in my humble opinion Meredydd Hughes leaves something to be desired both as a Police Officer and a Human Being and his only honourable course of action now is to resign at once.

Now on a lighter note:


The snow continues, another 2cm overnight and this is the scene this morning in our street. 

The plan is another walk with brother-in-law Phil . Kathleen suggests we are both mad to want to go walking in this weather, Evelyn I understand is resigned to Phil's madness, and makes no objections.

Peter is "on duty" giving Val a lift to work (well someone has to work). So without Peter to spur us on we were not up for another 17 mile outing, and plan to make do with a stroll in the snow.



Suitably dressed in our warmest clothing we set off at about 10:00 and walk through Colliery Wood ( a former coal mine and coal storage site, now reclaimed and landscaped with many trees planted). As you can see from the photograph, to call it a wood is perhaps a little optimistic, but it will be, one day when the trees grow!

 
We walk through Boldon Colliery toward what was once West Boldon Village, and cross the A184 to walk up the hill (known as Bunny Hill, I think but I am not too sure about that).

We are now crossing one of my Thursday cycling routes, which would take us toward Fulwell Mill, but today we are heading for the River Wear and Sunderland.



We walk alongside Boldon Golf course, (today covered in snow and absent of golfers) and through the urban sprawl of recent housing developments, past Hylton Castle. We then join another footpath, undiscovered by either of us until today, which runs parallel to the River Wear as far as the Jennings Ford/Mazda dealership.

A short stretch through the Business Park, where the wage slaves continue to toil away, brings us to the banks of the River Wear.








Here we find ourselves a spot in the sun and stop for refreshments.












As we sit drinking our coffee, We practice our (far from expert) bird indentification skills to spot Red Shanks and Cormarants feeding on the river. We also take this opportunity to study Phil's book of 100 walks with a view to planning future excursion(s). This leads to conversation about possible future exploits, not all of which have been approved by, or even submitted to, "senior management". These schemes include of course the obligatory trips to the Lake District, plus walking the Scottish Highlands (equipped only with a few tins of beans, a trowel and a bivouac bag), the coast to coast walk, and perhaps most fanciful of all, walking John o Groats to Lands End. I think we being overcome by some form of snow madness. 


Suitably refreshed we walk on, along the banks of the River Wear. It is hard to imagine that in my youth this was a thriving industrial river with Shipyards, Coal Mines, and Factories. Now it is almost silent and you can walk where once ships were launched. OK, the brief moment of nostalgia is over.

At this point the Newcastle United supporters among you may wish to avert your eyes, as we pass the Stadium of Light, home of Sunderland AFC.

We continue to spot various types of birds, a pheasant, and a bull finch to name but two. To be honest I will have to consult my Observers Book of Birds when I get home to ensure all of this name dropping of bird species is correct. I have had the said Observers Book of Birds from Junior School by the way, but I have still not aquired much knowledge about them. I think we have to assume that if I have not managed this in 55 years, it is unlikely to happen now.




We continue under Monkwearmouth Bridge and on past the Sunderland University Buildings and the Glass Centre. As you can see from the footprints in the snow, we are not the only people to walk this way since the snow came, but I do admit is does not exactly look like a crowd has passed this way.

Now we come to what I think is one of the most amazing things about this walk. I think even the most partisan Sunderland lovers among you will accept that Sunderland is not exactly the most desirable town (sorry city), in the UK. Amazingly, it now boasts a marina, which as you can see from the photograph is surrounded with attractive housing and is well stocked with pleasure craft. 



After a brief "comfort break" (we are not carrying our trowels today, so must make us of a public convenience), we reach the sea front at Roker. A bitterly cold wind is shrieking in from the sea and waves big enough for decent surfing are rolling in towards the beach. As Phil points out, it could be Bondi Beach, if only it was 20C warmer! Phil is able to give free reign to his suppressed artistic tendancies with very impressive photographs of snow clouds heading towards us and the waves crashing over the pier. 
It is now 14:15 and in Peters absence we use his distance measuring calculation (ie hours * 3 = miles walked) to decide we have covered about 12 miles. having eaten only a banana and two Twix chocolate fingers since breakfast time, I am rather hungry. We head inland towards Seaburn Metro station and catch the Metro to Brockley Whins.

Phil has been told not to go home before dark, so he comes to our house for a bowl of Kathleen's Vegetable Soup and a cup of tea, to kill time until it is safe to return home.

After Phil's departure, Kathleen unveils another of her culinary delights for our evening meal, Turkey Bake. She says I must tell you how lucky I am.

Monday 4 January 2010

January 4th 2010

Now in the third week we still have snow, frozen hard now. This must be the first time in thirty years we have had snow lie for so long here in South Shields, according to my memory. Pleased I don't have to go to work today (sorry to gloat, those who do). It is cold and crisp, so we have a leisurely stroll in the snow, got to start working off some of the Christmas over indulgence.

It is time to take down the Christmas decorations (pleased about that), yes bah humbug I know, but at least we are back to normality.

The false promise machine grinds on (ie general election campaign):

"Mr Cameron also promised to introduce a 'health premium' targeting (NHS) spending at more deprived areas.", excuse me but isn't that what used to be called a "post code lottery" when patients were treated differently depending on where they lived?

Alistair Darling tells us "The Tories have a credibility gap of £34bn", did he think before he spoke?, I bet he would be pleased to have a credibility gap of only £34billion.

No need to mention the Lib-Dem joke machine.

Sunday 3 January 2010

January 2nd 2010

The war of words heats up as the leaders of the main parties try to drag our attention away from enjoying ourselves to convincing us we should vote for them in the comming General Election. "Call me Dave" even reminds us there at most 154 days to go, in much the same way that retailers remind us how many more shopping days there are to Christmas.

Cameron tells us he wants to "devolve" more power to local authorities. Hmm.. geat idea, just hope he is going to give them a good kicking first and get them on track doing what they are supposed to be doing, instead of filling their diversity quotas and paying themselves generous salaries and inflation proof pensions.

Given that local elections have even lower turn outs than general elections, less than 40% is typical, so if we assume that the winning councillors get 90% of the vote, we have people who are elected with only 36% of the population voting for them, and we feel entitled to criticise other countries systems of government (eg Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan)... interesting

Newspapers are in decline we are told, perhaps our local paper will act bravely, and run a series of articles investigating Local Councillors expenses and Council waste, I suspect it would make interesting reading.

New stealth taxes are announced as:

"Motorists in England and Wales fined for minor offences face having to pay bigger penalties under a government scheme to compensate victims of crime. Since 2007, a £15 surcharge has been added to the fines of all people convicted of a crime, to raise money for support services for crime victims. Now ministers want to extend the scheme to on-the-spot fines and fixed penalty notices for a range of offences. They say the offences that could be targeted are not victimless crimes"

so presumably the "victims" of people overstaying their time in a "pay and display" car park are those of us who cannot find a parking space, does that mean we will get compensation?

Don't rush out and spend it!, you just know it is going to be spent on another army of public sector employees to "administer" the system and boost Gordon's turkey army of capitive voters.

And finally a bit of light relief, check these two out for a laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbt3RchDyg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gjxrq89VJE&feature=related

Saturday 2 January 2010

January 1st 2010

Had a good night last night, jolly company and a good drink, did not even notice the walk home in the snow.

Having breakfast this morning and I switch on the news, we have an NHS spokesperson telling us that the NHS is about to be crippled because of the number of people suffering “Alcohol addiction”.
Of course they quote numbers from the Ministry of Made Up Numbers to say that such Alcohol related health problems are costing the NHS £2.6billion per year.

They go on to say that the wider cost is “probably” £5.2billion.

That sums up government statistics, think of a number put the word billions on the end, then double it.

Clearly 2010 is going to more of the same, why would anyone think differently?

31st December 2009

After a brief thaw, we have snow for New Years Eve. Here in Newcastle area we have about 3 inches (7.5cm for you youngsters), assuming you are desperate enough to be reading this of course. We can therefore expect the sort of disruption which 3 feet (30cm) would cause in any other country.

A bit of festive cheer for you, check this out:

www.timhawkins.net/video/government-can.html

you have to take away the americanisms, but other than that it fits pretty well.

Happy New Year to you all.

26th December 2009

Christmas Day

Peace and goodwill to all men.. ha ha

Main news today is of a 23 year old Nigerian national who (allegedly) attempted to blow up an airplane enroute from Amsterdam to Detroit. He apparently had the explosives sewn into his underpants. This would appear to suggest that the lure of numerous virgins in paradise has been abandoned. Not much point if you have blown your equipment off, is there lads.

For once the British Authorities seem to have been on the ball, and had apparently refused him a visa to enter the UK as a "student".

So now we have the usual knee jerk reaction from the politicians, as they lift their noses from the trough to reassure us. We will have full body scanners installed at airports. One way or another these will be paid for by us, either in increased taxes, or increased costs of flying, probably both. But Muslim women will be exempted, since their sensibilities may be offended. No potential bomber of course will think of dressing up in the full garb to avoid the body scanner.

As Victor would say “I do not believe it…”

Enjoy you Christmas Pudding everyone... I am just off to check which company makes those all over body scanners, this can't do their shares any harm, oh the joys of capitilism