Sunday, 28 February 2010

Sunday 28th February 2010

Hurrah! it has stopped raining. We even had a short spell of sunshine around lunch time, but it did not last for long before the rain came again.

Siezed the opportunity to get out and enjoy some exercise and some fresh air, a walk around the coast at South Shields.

Plenty of signs that we have had lots of rain, the walkway alongside Littlehave Beach is flooded.


OK for the gulls I suppose, but not much good for walking.
The view across the river mouth to Tynemouth Priory is just the same as ever of course.


 
Given the rain in the afternoon, cuaght up on a bit of TV by watching a program we had recorded about Immigrants taking jobs from British "workers". A depressing watch. They gave twelve Brits the chance to do work usually taken by Immigrants. Four could not even be bothered to turn up for work. Of the rest only three made a half decent shot at doing a days work. Pathetic.
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Saturday, 27 February 2010

Saturday 27th February 2010

State Education

Yeah, OK a bit serious for the weekend but...

This series of videos are American, but still relevant to the situation in State Schools here in the UK (in my opinion).

If you cannot be bothered to watch the videos, I can summarise it for you. Despite spending hundreds of billions of dollars, education has not improved, because the increased spending has simply been absorbed by the system in higher salaries, instead of being used to improve the quality of teaching.  


Because my children (and perhaps yours too) have passed the point of school based education you may think the appalling state of education in this country is not relevant to you. But, (again in my opinion) it is. It is costing us lots and lots of money to produce poorly educated people at school leaving age. A poorly educated population cannot compete in international markets, which is bad for all of us. It is simply not right that children should be condemed to an inferior education.














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Friday, 26 February 2010

Friday 26th February 2010

What a day, pouring with rain non stop.

At least there is the Grey Horse to look forward to this evening!

Staffordshire NHS Scandal

 You may not agree with it, but this is a thought provoking article on why the NHS cannot be fixed no matter how much money we throw at it, or how many Enquiries (public or otherwise) we have.

Some amusing mr Bean videos.





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Thursday, 25 February 2010

Thursday 25th February 2010

A dismal day weatherwise, dull. damp and cold.

Did some more work at Martin's allotment.

Finished digging to the point where we agreed we would expect to cultivate this year, which I would say means we have dug over about two thirds of the total.

Began to sort wood to seperate out the "good" stuff, and to burn some of the rubbish, with the additional intention of burning off the weed cover in the uncultivated part.

When I arrived I disturbed some little animal which has taken up residence under one of the black plastic covers we have been using to suppress the weeds. It moved too quickly to get a good view, but it was quite small (say four to five centimetres long) and a sort of reddish brown colour. Some kind of mouse or vole I would expect. Not a mole because I think they are grey?

Plenty of evidence (ie droppings) that the rabbits have been out and about again, so getting some netting or wire mesh before any planting is done seems like a good idea.

Forgot to take camera, so no progress shots, sorry...


Swine Flu

Why did we order 132 million doses of Swine Flu  vaccine. The total population is less than 70 million. Expecting a sudden influx of Asylum Seekers from Calais were we?

Litter.

A dubious accolade for Coca Cola, it is the most littered brand, according to a recent survey by an organisation called "Litter Heroes".

In fairness, Litter Heroes do acknowledge it is the person who drops the litter who is to blame, not the manufacturer or seller of the product.

This does not stop them urging us to write to Coca Cola, Macdonalds etc etc, which I think is a little unfair. As far as I know, neither organisation actually employ people to throw empty Cola tins, or fast food containers in the street or countryside.

If you feel moved to follow the lead proposed by Litter Heros, and actually clear some of it up, then beware, you may get your hands smacked by your local council.

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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Wednesday 24th February 2010

Weather forecast is wrong again, forecast rain and snow all day, reality, rain until 11:00, then dull but fine.

But too late, our Wednesday walking day is cancelled.




The simplicity of the system is breathtaking.

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and just to show, if we do not have enough scroungers of our own, we can import some more.

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Tuesday 23rd February 2010

Unfortunately, despite the beautiful day outside, I am confined to the house today. Last night in the space of a few hours, I developed a throat infection and have lost my voice, as well as having difficulty swallowing. I am not usually such a sickly individual with minor ailments, I think I have visited too many hospitals lately!

So I am whiling away my time on the Internet, whilst the boss has gone out with "the ladies who lunch".

Found this thought provoking little animation:


Not sure I totally agree with it all, but it certainly strikes a chord.

Also found this and this which I think gives a perfectly easy to understand explanation of why tax and spend Government, and Government "stimulus"  (no matter which  Party are doing it) will only make things worse.

Some more posters:




Monday, 22 February 2010

Monday 22nd February 2010


It has snowed overnight, but only a dusting. By nine o'clock, the sun had warmed the place up enough to melt what little snow there was.

I had a call from Martin, he is creeping ahead in the digging of the Allotment, so after doing a few odd jobs I go there and do enough to catch him up!

As you can see from the photographs, we are neck and neck, and there is only about three more rows to go before the righthand side is as advanced as the lefthand side. Weather permitting I should go in the lead (again) tomorrow.

It is too early to plant anything yet, but there is already evidence (ie a half eaten parsnip, presumably filched from someone else's plot), that the rabbits are active. So an early job, before planting anything will be to put up some wire mesh to keep them out.

The fact that the sun is shining, and has some warmth in it, encourages me to do a few outdoor jobs after lunch. For example, check the tyre pressures on the campervan and on the car. Followed by washing the car, probably a waste of time that since there is still a lot of salt on the roads and it will be just as dirty in a day or two.

I find the appearance of a warm sunny day is deceptive, by the time I finish the car my fingers are numb, so I have to retreat into the house for a coffee.


Stolen from  NotaSheep :-



How the Tax System works.

 
"Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

 
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.


The fifth would pay £1


The sixth would pay £3


The seventh would pay £7


The eighth would pay £12


The ninth would pay £18


The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59


So, that's what they decided to do.


The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by £20.'


Drinks for the ten now cost just £80.


The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'


They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33. But if they subtracted that from everyone's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.


And so: -


The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).


The sixth now paid £2 instead of £3 (33%savings).


The seventh now pay £5 instead of £7 (28%savings).


The eighth now paid £9 instead of £12 (25% savings).


The ninth now paid £14 instead of £18 (22% savings).


The tenth now paid £49 instead of £59 (16% savings).


Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.


'I only got a pound out of the £20,' declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, 'but he got £10!'


'Yes, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a pound, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I did'


'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get £10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks'


'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor'


The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.


The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill.

 
And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works.

 
The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up any more. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier and weather is nicer. "

A couple of posters for a laugh...










And sorry, could not resist these:









And the antibullying charity is made to  disappear, OK, so you can tell from the name of the blog that the writer is hardly likely to be a labour supporter, but never the less it is clear that Mrs Pratt is unlikely to become a Labour Lord. So, is this a real charity or not, and have the Government  contributed any of OUR money to it, before falling out with them.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Sunday 21st February 2010

If you can tear yourself away from the  racist Winter Olympics , here are some more Spoof Posters.

Again a big thank you to the original authors.

Nice to see ex-Grammar School boy, Peter doing so nicely for himself.

Another Gordon "sound bite" is "have a second look at labour", well at least one person has, and has made a list of "achievements". But then again, he is not too enamoured of "call me Dave" either!















Now a little video clip:

Saturday, 20 February 2010

Saturday 20th February 2010

As you have probably seen, the Internet is awash with spoof Election Posters. I think they are hilarious, much better than the real thing!

A bit irreverant, and lacking respect for authority, but come on why should any of us respect the bunch of liars, fraudsters and thieves who are currently masquerading as MP's?

So, since (in my humble opinion) there is nothing to choose between them (Labour and Conservative).  Just more of the same, spending OUR money as if it was water, and doing as they please, not as we wish.

I thought I would include two examples per day, one Labour, one Conservative, how is that for balance, almost as good as the BBC. 

First an admission, these are not my work, I have culled them from numerous places on the web, so a big thank you to the authors for the fun they have given, well done, each of you are worth two MP's in my book!

Did you know, that our two local MP's (David Milliband and Stephen Hepburn), cost us over £200,000 EACH, per year in Salaries, expenses etc?

Sobering thought yes?

Friday, 19 February 2010

Friday 19th February 2010

Harriet Harman prevents Legg from telling us about the MP's expense claims which were turned down. Given the dubious nature of some of those which were approved, it could have been interesting surely?

Meanwhile the proposed death tax is approved by Labour and the Lib Dems.

Quoting from the BBC report:

"The meeting with charities, council chiefs and care providers agreed a levy payable on death was the best option."

so as you can see, we, the people who will have to pay this "levy" (ie tax), were fully represented.

and it gets better:

It is understood Health Secretary Andy Burnham is now considering whether it would be feasible to introduce the comprehensive system through a staged process.
This could involve a voluntary scheme to start with before a compulsory one was introduced once or if it had gained popular support.
A source involved in the talks said: "This would allow him to sell what is a controversial policy to the cabinet and then the electorate."


Some selling job that I would think.

Thursday, 18 February 2010

Wednesday 17th February 2010


Stanhope, Rookhope 13 miles.

It is Wednesday, which means "walk day". Phil has selected a walk from his book of one hundred walks, Peter is available so we are all up for it.

The weather forecast from Carol on the BBC is promising to excellent, but at 08:45 when Phil and Peter arrive, the reality is a damp, cold morning and thick fog.

Ever the optimists we convince ourselves it will "burn off" and, with Phil driving, head to the start point,  Stanhope in Weardale. By the time we reach Witton Gilbert, the fog has cleared and a pleasant day looks a possibility.

As instructed in the book, we park the car in the Market Square beside the Pack Horse Inn.

We are all booted up and ready to go, Peter synchronises his watch and off we go at 10:00. 

The instructions are to walk along the A689 (the main street through Stanhope) toward the B6278, and turn left opposite Stanhope Old Hall. We go wrong almost immediatey, turning left too early, arriving a the ford and stepping stones, over the River Wear. No names mentioned for this navigational error, surfice to say, it was not Peter, and it was not me.

Now a decision, do we turn back and follow the correct route, or do we fudge it?

Of course we fudge it.

We know the general direction we should be heading in (west), so we scramble along the river bank, for a few yards until we come to another path along the river. Problem number two, we come to another (not so small stream), flowing into the main river. There is no way to cross, so we turn north, our only choice, (except to turn around of course, and you just know we are not going to do that). We scramble over some sandbags into the grounds of some municipal type building and nonchalantly walk through the grounds and rejoin the A689.

For future reference the 13 mile walk is now a 14 mile walk.

We continue along the A689, until we reach the B6278 and turn left.

A short distance along this quiet road, just before the road bends sharp left onto a bridge over the River Wear, we go through a small gate to join a track heading west along the river bank.

On our right is a flooded quarry, the surface of the water still covered in ice.

We are now heading towards Eastgate, about three miles away.

The route follows the river bank, on a strip of land bounded on our left by the River Wear and on our right by a disused railway line. As Peter points out, even we can follow that!. 

We have brilliant sunshine, which is just beginning to clear the frost from the grass.

This is easy walking, along a track called "The Weardale Way", more or less level, and very pretty.

We reach and pass through a caravan site and then arrive at Eastgate without further drama.

We cross the A689 and head along a small street following the signpost "Village Hall", until we come to a pretty little house called "Rose Cottage".

Here the book tells us, there is the possibility of a small detour to view a local beauty spot in the form of a waterfall. This proves somewhat difficult to find, but after a few false starts, we eventually spot the yellow way marker, which appears to be taking us into someone's back garden, but sure enough we find the waterfall.

We retrace our steps to Rose Cottage and turn left up a steep tarmac track, which takes us high above Rookhope Burn, still following the Weardale Way route. We pass Holm House and the track now becomes a path, still following the Rookhope Burn, more or less due north now, toward Rookhope,  and climbing steadily through lightly wooded slopes, with literally dozens of rabbits scattering infront of us as we walk along.

The weather is now brilliant, bright warm sunshine and clear blue sky, the air crisp and clear.

So, time to ponder, where would your rather be Phil? (or anyone else for that matter),

at work, pondering plans and programmes

or

here walking in the sunshine?.

Don't take too long to think about it!

No contest really is there?

We come to a point where the way marking signs (for the Weardale Way), appear to point us in the "wrong" direction, wanting to take us at right angles to the burn, ie heading East. 

We decide to ignore them, and follow the burn north.

We soon find out why the path is signposted away from the riverbank.

We are in an enormous squelchy bog.

Nothing for it but to attempt to walk around it, keeping as dry as possible. Phil takes the lead, scrambling up the bank and hopping gingerly from (hopefully) firm spot to firm spot. Peter and I wisely hang back to check he is not going to disappear upto his knees in mire, before following his trail. Well. no point everyone getting wet is there?

We are now heading for a footbridge which will bring us onto the road to Rookhope. There are many abandoned mine workings and quarries along the riverbank here, all evidence of an earlier industrial past in this area. 

We come to a footbridge over the burn and a stile which brings us onto the road to Rookhope. A combination of the warm sunshine and our exertions mean we need to pause and remove  a layer. Phil is really entering into the spirit of things given the sunshine, and decides he needs to be in shorts, so he unzips the legs of his super adaptable walking trousers and off he goes towards Rookhope in his shorts.

We head along the minor road, for about a mile, past Stotfield Burn, and into Rookhope village

It is time for lunch.

We find a pleasant sunny spot, opposite the Post Office / Newsagent / General Dealers, complete with seats, and settle down to our picnic lunch.

Peter has smuggled a bar of chocolate out of the house. But it is Ash Wednesday today, and Phil shows will power by refusing to have any.  We decide that to be fair we will not eat the whole bar, and leave six squares for Val. So Val, if you are reading this, and you did not get six squares of chocolate on Peters return, then he has eaten them!

The route now leaves the Weardale Way, and we follow a track signposted as a part of the C2C cycle ride, which takes us North East and steadily up hill.  After a few houses, we come to a fork in the track, which is not mentioned in the book, we opt to go left, which does turn out to be the right choice.

We are now following an old waggonway (The Boltslaw Incline). It is recorded that this mineral line dates back back to 1845, built to bring iron ore from Westgate, but I have been unable to find out any more details about it.

It is a good track, but climbs steadily for about a mile, steadily enough to cause me at least to need to pause for breath regularly.

As I said it does climb steadily, and reaches an altitude of just under 540 metres. As you can see at this height, it may still be sunny, but there is significant snow still lying on the ground, and you can see Phil (still in his shorts), doing his intrepid mountineer impression.

At the summit of the incline there are significant ruins of what was once the Engine House, for the Winding Engine which hauled the waggons up the incline, in the past

Actually I am am a bit miffed it is called an incline, which implies a slight rise, it is I can assure you most definately a hill!

Being overgrown schoolboys, we could not resist pausing at the top, to walk about in the snow, which, in places had drifted to be as much as two metres deep.

We had the usual Ray Mears fantasies about digging  a hole in the snow and climbing in, to keep warm. Fortunately common sense prevailed and we resisted. 

We took a few photographs.

It must have been bleak to have been working up here to build this thing in eighteen hundred and whatever, in fact it must have been bleak to have been working up here to operate the thing!

At least once it was working there must have been some warmth from the fire which was used to make the steam to drive the Hauling Engine.

As you will see from later events, I think the snow must have upset the synchronisation of Peter's distance measuring watch.

From this point, our route takes us East and slightly South, following the contours of the land, so it is fairly level walking.

The book says it is four miles from Rookhope, to the point where we must join the B6278. Given that it is a mile from Rookhope to the ruined Engine Shed, that means we should have three miles to go across the moors to the B6278.

When we first stopped to enjoy the Alpine snow scene, it was sunny and bright, but in the short time we lingered, what looked like definate storm clouds appeared. That was not in Carol's weather forecast. Peter assures us, that any snow today was to be in Humberside, but the clouds definately looked like snow clouds to me. Since it did not seem like a good idea to get caught out on the open moor in a snow storm (even with a compass), we decided to continue on our way before the snow came. In the event, the snow seems to have passed us by, so perhaps Carol was right after all.

After we had been walking for about three miles, according to Peters watch, and should therefore have reached the B6278, but visibly had not, having reached a fork in the track at a place called "Dead Friars Stone", we were overtaken by a (show off) jogger, who was running across the fells, and then came upon a group of thirty of so school girls and their leader, who were heading in the opposite direction (ie towards Rookhope).

At the front of the group were a few enthusiastic individuals, clutching maps and striding out. Phil's Shorts brought a few (admiring) comments. Further down the line where make-up and ear-rings where clearly more prized than maps, we were asked "how far to Rookhope", so we cheered them up by telling them "only four miles". This was greeted with groans, so I pointed out that if three geriatrics like us could make it, so could youngsters like them, plus the line "its all down hill from here", which was not strictly speaking true, but the last mile is down hill so it's almost true.

Since we were walking across open moorland, with no other visible track, we had to be going the right way, but according to Peter's watch we should have come to the point where we joined the road. We could actually see the road (marked by a line of dirty ploughed snow and the odd snow pole) running parallel to our route, which according to the OS map, was as it should be.

At this point we noticed many Black Grouse, feeding on the moor in among the heather. Both Phil and I thought they were confined to Scotland, but on looking them up, no they are found in the North of England, as we had indeed found.

We eventually came to the point where the track crosses the B6278 and becomes "The Waskerly Way". We stopped for coffee / tea. I think it was about 15:30 by now, by which time we had expected to be back in Stanhope.

The route according to the book, took us along the B6278, towards Weatherhill Cottages, which were visible about a mile away. Instead we elected to take a slight detour to avoid walking along the road, to arrive at Weatherhill Cottages according to plan. Now we joined another old railway track, running parallel to the B6278, heading downhill, and south, towards Stanhope.

At Crawley Engine (another ruin), we headed away from the road towards Crawley Edge. This was covered in deep frozen snow, and we could not find the path we were supposed to take, so resorted to sliding down the snow on our backsides, into Crawleyside (what fun, but a bit wet), eventually picking up the path (we should have been on) at two kissing gates. Then on downhill, through an enormous area of disused quarry workings to arrive in Stanhope back at the car for 16:30. 

Peter's distance measuring watch said 15 miles, not 13.

We arrive home about 18:00.

 



Monday, 15 February 2010

Monday 15th February 2010

 We seem to have a little spat going on between Gordon and Dave relating to dodgy donors.

On the Conservative side we have Lord Ashcroft, who it appears has managed to avoid paying any taxes in the UK. But at least there is (so far), no suggestion of him milking the old expenses as a member of the House of Lords.

In the Labour corner we have Lord Paul of Marylebone, who seems to have managed to pay no tax, AND to have some questionable expense claims.

So 15 love to "call me Dave", I think, but basically a pair of shysters.

Nice to see education standards continue to rise teenager gets a certificate for getting on (and off) a bus.

A few quotes from our leader, courtesy of  The Talking Clock:


"As a result of our overall prudence, debt as a proportion of GDP is set to fall below 40% to 39% next year, to 38% and then to 36.5%."

- Gordon Brown, November 1998

"I have one further announcement: Because of our prudence in the management of public finances, Government spending is well within the limits we set. Our prudence is for a purpose."


- Gordon Brown, November 1998

"As a result, our current budget this year is expected to be £5.5bn pounds in surplus, and what was prudently projected to be net borrowing of £1bn is now expected to be a debt repayment of £1.5bn."


- Gordon Brown, November 1998

"It is because we are cautious about the balance of risks in the economy that we have based public finance forecasts on deliberately more prudent assumptions than before. First, our public finances are planned on an estimate of 2.25% trend rate of growth, 0.25% lower than the assumption that we inherited."
 

- Gordon Brown, November 1998

"So, even after making most prudent assumptions and then taking into account the world downturn, we meet our first rule - to balance our current budget over the cycle."
 
- Gordon Brown, November 1998
 
"An estimated current surplus for the coming five years of £33bn pounds, a margin that shows that we are equipped to cope with further uncertainties. This £33bn contrasts with, under the last Government, a deficit of £149bn over the economic cycle, as national debt doubled. Our second rule, the sustainable investment rule, requires that, as we borrow for investment, debt is set at a prudent and stable level."


- Gordon Brown, November 1998

Now that the "Man Made Climate Change" bandwaggon seems about to crash:, from The Times:

However, new research, including work by British scientists, is casting doubt on such claims. Some even suggest the world may not be warming much at all.
“The temperature records cannot be relied on as indicators of global change,” said John Christy, professor of atmospheric science at the University of Alabama in Huntsville, a former lead author on the IPCC.

The doubts of Christy and a number of other researchers focus on the thousands of weather stations around the world, which have been used to collect temperature data over the past 150 years.
These stations, they believe, have been seriously compromised by factors such as urbanisation, changes in land use and, in many cases, being moved from site to site.



See the complete article.

Does this mean we can expect to see so called "Green Taxes" scrapped?, no, I thought not.